Friday 6 May 2011

Bad Decisions and a New Member

Hola amigos from Cuzco,

The Incaredibles met their mighty mototaxi today. What a beast, power, poise, handling and braking power are all words that don´t spring immediately to mind. "Fear" does. We also met many of our fellow Junketeers, a motley crew if ever I saw one. Finally we have a new team leader too!

Since we last blogged the team (including new memeber) successfully completed their first team-building exercise with only minimal moaning and argument. We scaled the imposing peak of Waynupichu, battling through early morning mist and slight altitude exposure. The mist cleared to reveal the awe-inspiring beauty of the acient Inca city below


Now the vehicle. It´s shit, but fun, and a bit scary at first. Moira Incaredible hates it and is now leaving the team, she "jokes". After much coaching and psyching she managed a full lap without stalling. Avi Incaredible suffered the dishonour of the first crash of the Junket... fortunately only a minor misjudgmenet at low speed which damaged his fragile pride more than the bike. Adam Incaredible hit third gear for nearly a second before juddering back to second, he´s still shaking now.


Finally we would like to introduce our new team leader, El Capitán. Despite ongoing rumours about his/her sexuality, "El" has taken command of The Incaredibles with an iron fist. Just today he/she reprimanded Avi for his wreckless accident and sentenced him to 50 lashes for insubordination. He/she will be accompanying us on our adventure.

Two more days of training await before the big launch on Sunday. Watch this space for more Incaredible news...

1 comment:

  1. Are you going to tie him to the bumper like LOTSO out of Toy Story 3?
    Cause he certainly likes a bit like LOTSO, hopefully not as evil.
    I knew Avi would have the first crash! LOL.

    Nathan.

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