Tuesday, 10 May 2011

A Hair-raising day

Well well well, as i type this, Betsy is in a garage awaiting a full repair. I smashed the clutch, late in the afternoon probably from over-revving the engine when attempting the last of many hill starts. Not that a brand new clutch should be f****d after two days of driving, but we are the fourth team to have had mechanical issues already. We actually need both rear wheels adjusted, the throttle fixed and brakes looked at. Apart from that she runs like a dream.

Actually this morning she did, as we took her from our overnight stop of Limatambo up to 3800m and then down. We crossed a river and the vistas were simply spectacular as we drove in the Andean clouds. We arrived in Abancay for lunch with the Windy City Wanderers and Peru Are Ya, and then set off for Huancamara (pronounced Wank-a-rama for those not fluent in Espanyol) where the fun and games began.

We met our chums Do or Die and the Cardiff Cavelliers en route who were then promptly stopped by the police but we were assuredly waved on to find the legendary dirt road that would take us to our next reststop.

Everything seemed to be going swimmingly as we were again climbing in altitude (our spirits were lifted further as we heard the three front runners had taken a wrong turn somewhere and were not that far from us) until we came across the windy city wanderers half turned mototaxi who were fixing a snapped chain. Being the good samaritan that i am, i stopped to help (along with Peru do you think you are - who had rejoined the convoy after getting a lorry to Abancay and getting their mototaxi repaired after you guessed it, their clutch broke). An hour and a half later consisting of serbian lessons, mosquito bites, fire ants and nosebleeds, searching for a bit of metal, we seemed to be on the way again....but no. I tried to pull away, but could not engage first gear. It was now 4.30pm and The Incaredibles could not move. We decided the only option was to turn 180 and head back to Abancay to get a new clutch. The first half hour was fine as we free rolled our steed down back the hill in neutral, but then gravity bit us in the ass, abd he only option was to push. Moira Incaredible got on the hot seat for the first time to steer as myself and Adam pushed. We were being impeeded by first a tarantula, followed swiftly by a steep hill, and then finally by exhaustion and darkness. Luckily a Toyota pick up truck answered our distressed signs and tied our tow rope to their chasis and our handlebars. What proceeded was the scariest 45 minutes of our lives as Adam Incaredible manfully steered and broke as we were dragged back to civilisation at a speed our mototaxi had never done. We even met the French team who gave us the number of an amazing mechanic who had peformed miracles on their mototaxi in Abancay. After on the fly spanish lessons - as we tried to ring the mechanic, much pant wetting - as we overtook and got overtaken by various large and small vehicles, we were delivered by sheer coincidence to the very same mechanic Peru Do You Think You Are were at that very morning. We greased the palms of our rescuers and were told by Tommy the mechanic that work would start on Betsy at 7am the following morning, just enough time for us to roll our machine to a friendly family's courtyard for gratis overnight storage, and to get a taxi to the centre of town for somw food and some well deserved shuteye.

I feel down, tired and hopeful for a good day tomorrow. Ayabaca seems a continent away at the moment, but things can change quickly here as today proved, and we always said this would be an incaredible adventure.

This is Avi Incaredible signing off so he can join his teammates in slumberland. Please stay tuned for more of this madness over the next few weeks as i dream of being carried to Ayabaca on tarantula back.
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Monday, 9 May 2011

First day done. Still alive.

After a lengthy blessing from a Peruvian witch doctor we were on our way. Two teams suffered breakdowns in Cuzco but all 10 eventually got out of the city.

Two bemused locals attempted to flag down our motitaxi despite the fact it was overloaded with gringos and luggage. Others laughed at the stupidity of our plight and one tried to keep the conversation gouing by asking Adam's opinion on the relative merits of the Peruvian and British education system.

We had moments of clarity as the rain fell. We froze in the rain, our warm clothes inconveniently stowed in the luggage. The bike steers hard to the right and you need serious strength and endurance to keep it straight. Lorries sped past us on blind corners. One actually slowed us down (the only slower vehicle on the road), it had a ripped tyre that started to spew rubber into our path before the driver realised he had a problem.

6 teams are now in Limatumbo, 100km from the start line. 3 others made it all the way to Abancay, a further 90km. One team is unaccounted for, last seen 45 minutes out of Limatumbo.

We're off to bed shortly, early start tomorrow.
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Sunday, 8 May 2011

GO GO GO!!

We launch today! Proceedings start at 9:30 local time when we parade down to the local plaza for a food festival. At 11:00 the mayor will lead a ceromony before we set off through Cuzco with a police escort. We're excited and a little apprehensive about the journey ahead, but El Capitan is keeping us level headed with his/her cool leadership style.

You can follow all the action on our blog. Don't forget to check the map regularly to see how we're getting on.

Also please text us on +447774 523 224 with helpful/amusing advice to keep us going....
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Friday, 6 May 2011

Bad Decisions and a New Member

Hola amigos from Cuzco,

The Incaredibles met their mighty mototaxi today. What a beast, power, poise, handling and braking power are all words that don´t spring immediately to mind. "Fear" does. We also met many of our fellow Junketeers, a motley crew if ever I saw one. Finally we have a new team leader too!

Since we last blogged the team (including new memeber) successfully completed their first team-building exercise with only minimal moaning and argument. We scaled the imposing peak of Waynupichu, battling through early morning mist and slight altitude exposure. The mist cleared to reveal the awe-inspiring beauty of the acient Inca city below


Now the vehicle. It´s shit, but fun, and a bit scary at first. Moira Incaredible hates it and is now leaving the team, she "jokes". After much coaching and psyching she managed a full lap without stalling. Avi Incaredible suffered the dishonour of the first crash of the Junket... fortunately only a minor misjudgmenet at low speed which damaged his fragile pride more than the bike. Adam Incaredible hit third gear for nearly a second before juddering back to second, he´s still shaking now.


Finally we would like to introduce our new team leader, El Capitán. Despite ongoing rumours about his/her sexuality, "El" has taken command of The Incaredibles with an iron fist. Just today he/she reprimanded Avi for his wreckless accident and sentenced him to 50 lashes for insubordination. He/she will be accompanying us on our adventure.

Two more days of training await before the big launch on Sunday. Watch this space for more Incaredible news...

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

The Incaredibles are ready to start

The 3 Incaredibles met in La Paz on Saturday. Despite the altitude and persistant Mormon evangalising, which included a trip to a military wedding, we managed to indulge in the cultural delights of Bolivia. Moira Incaredible was even able to stay awake for 4 of the 9 traditional dances we witnessed at the Municipal Theatre.

We have just arrived in Cuzco, the start line city, after an arduous 13hr bus ride. The training starts on Thursday after a short excursion to the spectacular Inca ruins at Machu Pichu. Watch this space to see how it goes.
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